The Gifts You Hope You Never Get

You know that person in your family who always gives really lame gifts at Christmas? You know who I’m talking about. Every family has one. At least I hope that’s the case. I would hate to think I’m the only person who currently has a ceramic elephant underwear holder on her dresser.

I scoured the Internet in search of the worst gifts of 2012; also known as the stuff no one ever wants. EVER. I figure, if you can’t beat them, JOIN THEM.

(My family is going to be so bummed out this year when they open their presents)

  • Bacon Tie 1 of 8
    Bacon Tie
    It's a tie that looks like raw bacon. It almost makes me never want to eat bacon again.
  • Fetus Cookie Cutter 2 of 8
    Fetus Cookie Cutter
    This is probably the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. I can't believe this is actually a thing. When would a person ever need to make cookies shaped like fetuses? I mean except for those really popular pro-life rallies you're always hearing about. Seriously creepy.
  • Hot Guys and Baby Animals 3 of 8
    Hot Guys and Baby Animals
    I can't put my finger on exactly what it is about this that creeps me out, but I'm totally creeped out. I think I'm worried the animals were on dates with the guys when these photos were taken and in my opinion sex with baby animals is just wrong.
  • Santa Claus On the Toilet Sweater 4 of 8
    Santa Claus On the Toilet Sweater
    I'm giving this to my dad. He's lucky to have me for a daughter.
  • Soup for Sluts 5 of 8
    Soup for Sluts
    It's soup...for sluts. It really needs no explanation.
  • The Toilet Mug 6 of 8
    The Toilet Mug
    I almost didn't put this on my "what I don't want for Christmas" list because it's actually kinda awesome. But in the grand scheme of things I suppose no one should ever want this.
  • Public Toilet Survival Kit 7 of 8
    Public Toilet Survival Kit
    A stocking stuffer you can't NOT give.
  • Emergency Underpants 8 of 8
    Emergency Underpants
    A stocking stuffer you can't NOT give.

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