My son was a binky baby. I had a love/hate relationship with binkies. On the one hand, they were a comfort object and helped my son fall asleep at night. On the other hand, they were just one more thing to keep track of in an already busy life. It also bothers me that so many of the pictures of my sons babyhood feature a binky instead of his whole cute face.
Too bad he didn’t have any of these funny novelty binkies – funny teeth or a hipster ‘stache would have made for awesome baby photos. Click through to see 10 hilarious novelty pacifiers!
10 Hilarious Novelty Pacifiers 1 of 11Click through for funny pacifiers!
Hipster ‘Stache 2 of 11Why should baby miss out on the hipster mustache trend?
Purchase from Etsy for $9
I Want To Suck Your Blood! 3 of 11Make your baby look like a Cullen!
Purchase from Amazon for $7.52
Mute Button 4 of 11Funny because it's true!
Purchase from Zazzle for $8.35
Later Gator 5 of 11I can't decide if this is awesome or horrifying.
Purchase from Amazon for $4.50
McDrooly 6 of 11McDreamy, McSteamy, McLovin, McDrooly.
Purchase from Sugar Babies for $5.99
They See Me Rollin’ 7 of 11A glitzy grill for baby!
Purchase from Billy Bob Products for $8
The Truth Is Out There 8 of 11For you baby UFO geek!
Purchase from Zazzle for $15.50
Pucker Up 9 of 11Big juicy lips + teeth like Mater!
Purchase from Baby Haven for $5.95
Bling! 10 of 11The Tiffany blue on this bling-tastic binky is awesome (NOT for actual use - choking hazard)
Purchase from Baby Bling Thing for $36.99
Elmo Likes Sparkles 11 of 11Show baby's love of Elmo with some shine! (NOT for actual use - choking hazard)
Purchase from Baby Bling Thing for $36.95