The 10 Most Inappropriate (and Hilarious) Aprons for Parents

You know when kids say things that are completely hilarious and you REALLY want to laugh but you can’t because they’re inappropriate? Well these aprons are along those lines. They’re hilarious and inappropriate and are probably things we’ve all thought at one time or another. My personal favorite is the apron above: “Be Nice to Me or I’ll Poison Your Food.” You can view our 10 most inappropriate and hilarious aprons for parents after the jump. Let us know which is your favorite!

  • Last Time I Cooked Hardly Anyone Got Sick 1 of 10
    This one a perfect choice while preparing for a dinner party.
    Get this apron on
  • You Kill It, I’ll Grill It. 2 of 10
    This is a good gift for the girly girls who enjoy cooking but not, ahem, hunting.
    Get this apron on
  • What Part of “It’s Not Ready” Don’t You Understand? 3 of 10
    If we had a penny for every time we had to say this we'd all be gazillionaires.
    Get This Apron on Amazon.Com
  • The Most Important Cooking Utensil Is the Corkscrew 4 of 10
    You wear this apron to protect against spills, not splatter.
    Get this apron on Uniform Store.Biz
  • Dinner’s Ready When The Smoke Alarm Goes Off 5 of 10
    No need for a dinner bell when you have a smoke alarm.
    Get this apron on Zazzle.Com
  • Mom’s Menu Eat it or Starve 6 of 10
    CPS won't call, right?
    Get this apron on Zazzle.Com
  • Your Opinion Was Not In My Recipe 7 of 10
    Because sometimes our family needs to understand that being quiet is a good thing.
    Get this apron on
  • Be Nice to Me or I’ll Poison Your Food 8 of 10
    Because nice should be the rule not the exception.
    Get this apron on
  • I’ve Child-proofed the Home but They Keep Getting In 9 of 10
    Ever notice how it's only children that can open/close anything with a child-proof lock?
    Get this apron on Bonanza.Com
  • Who Are These Kids and Why Are They Calling Me Mom? 10 of 10
    All moms have felt this way at one time or another.
    Get this apron on

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Article Posted 6 years Ago

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