What if Your Favorite Candy Bar Had A More Appropriate Name?

College Humor has dreamed up these very funny names for some of our best loved, most iconic candy bars and candies. I really love all their descriptions, but the one above is especially funny. When I worked in a dental office we also called those delicious and oh so sticky Jolly Ranchers molar adhesive. If you ever get a good bite on a Jolly Rancher, they can pull all types of dental work.

You could also probably call just about any chocolaty candy bar, “I have PMS leave me alone,” or “My 4 o’clock sugar fix.” But these are so much funnier. Here’s 7 of their funny creations.

  • 3 Musketeers 1 of 7
    3 Musketeers
  • Milky Way 2 of 7
    Milky Way
  • Reese’s 3 of 7
  • Take 5 4 of 7
    Take 5
  • Milk Duds 5 of 7
    Milk Duds
  • Starburst 6 of 7
  • Runts 7 of 7

All photos: college humor.

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Article Posted 5 years Ago

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