10 Celebrity Dads and What They're REALLY Thinking in Photos

Ben Affleck
Ben Affleck looks less than thrilled to be having his picture taken.

Ok…since I’ve done posts on celebrity kids and celebrity moms with photos complete with my interpretations of what they’re really thinking, I figured that it just wouldn’t be right to leave celeb dads out.

Celebrity dads are photographed by the paparazzi just as much, if not more than celeb moms and kids, and I’m sure that if they didn’t exercise a little self-control, they’d have some choice words to say to the people taking their picture.

This shot of Ben Affleck has to be one of my favorites. The cameras really seemed to catch Ben at a moment when he just wasn’t looking his best. He seems annoyed that he is being followed, and if I had to guess, I’d say he’s thinking something along these lines:

“Give me a break, ok? I can’t find my razor OR my Flobee ANYWHERE! Now BACK OFF!”

Here are my thoughts on what 10 other celebrity dads are actually thinking in photos.


  • Brad Pitt 1 of 10
    Brad Pitt
    "I wonder if I'd still be going gray if I'd stayed with Jen and remained kid-less."
  • Kevin Federline 2 of 10
    Kevin Federline
    "Yeah, I know I've put on a few pounds. It's sympathy weight for all the women I've gotten pregnant."
  • Gavin Rossdale 3 of 10
    Gavin Rossdale
    "UGH! I'm trying to hide behind this wall but they still see me...It's SO rough being a rock star."
  • Tom Cruise 4 of 10
    Tom Cruise
    "I've gotta make sure to stay a few steps ahead of Katie so no one notices how short I am."
  • David Beckham 5 of 10
    David Beckham
    "Maybe if I start cracking jokes, Victoria will actually crack a smile."
  • Matthew McConaughey 6 of 10
    Matthew McConaughey
    "I have to find a new route back to my trailer so I don't get photographed next time."
  • Ryan Phillippe 7 of 10
    Ryan Phillippe
    "I can't believe Reese married that other dude. We have TWO kids together, man!"
  • Jon Gosselin 8 of 10
    Jon Gosselin
    "I stopped being into Kate the minute she gave up the mullet."
  • David Arquette 9 of 10
    David Arquette
    "I said WHAT to Howard Stern? Was I DRUNK?"
  • Orlando Bloom 10 of 10
    Orlando Bloom
    "Take my picture all you want...because my wife is way hotter than yours."


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