10 Celebrity Pairs Who Should Never Have Kids

We’ve brought you 10 star pairs we thought would make adorable offspring (although we’re rethinking Sandra and Jesse at this point). This time around, we’re dishing on the Hollywood couples who should not, under any circumstance, procreate. Please. – Jen Genova

  • celebrity couple Heidi and Spencer Pratt

    Heidi & Spencer Pratt

    Because we can’t bear the thought of paparazzi-staged play-dates or the risk of a baby boy inheriting Spencer’s peach-fuzz “mustache” someday.

  • celebrity couple Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher

    Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher

    Because we’re still sort of weirded out by their public displays of Twitter foreplay and the fact that his step-daughters had major crushes on him.

  • celebrity couple Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil

    Amy Winehouse & Blake Fielder-Civil

    Because although the thought of a baby beehive makes us laugh a little, it would be CRUEL. Also, Mom & Dad drug habit? Not good.

  • celebrity couple Pink and Carey Hart

    Pink & Carey Hart

    Because if this on/off couple named their dog, F*cker, can you imagine what they’d call their kids?

  • celebrity couple Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight

    Adrianne Curry & Christopher Knight

    Because we have about oh, zero interest in tuning into a show called My Fair Brady and Baby.

  • celebrity couple Madonna and Jesus Luz

    Madonna & Jesus Luz

    Because he fits the role of exotic manny much better, don’t you think?

  • celebrity couple Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt

    Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt

    Because a baby would only extend the unfortunate publicity stunt of the socialite and her frozen burrito heir boyfriend.

  • celebrity couple Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

    Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon

    Because toddler divas in designer shoe collections are so not cute. (Exception: Suri Cruise.)

  • celebrity couple Jude Law and Sienna Miller

    Jude Law & Sienna Miller

    Because Mr. Law should take responsibility for his illegitimate kids first before he starts cranking out any more.

  • celebrity couple john mayer

    John Mayer & Anybody

    Because after those cringe-worthy comments about Jen and Jessica in his tactless Playboy interview, he shouldn’t be setting examples anytime soon.

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