Jessica Alba Struggles with Baby Gear Just Like the Rest of Us! Kind Of. (Photos)

I'm sure if Jessica required assistance there would be no shortage of handsome young men willing and able.

I took my kids to the park today and I absolutely did not look like Jessica Alba while doing so even though it appears we did exactly the same things with the same number of kids.

Like Alba I had to put my kid’s shoes and socks back on, I had to lug a stroller and a baby car seat and yet…  AND YET that’s where the similarities end.

Where I was a sweaty, greasy mess Alba appears cool and collected.  I will admit, though, that seeing Alba lugging around heavy-ass baby gear makes me feel a little bit better.

So, yeah.  Stars!  They’re Just Like Us!  Except not really.  They still manage to look super sexy while doing everyday mom crap.  Or at least Jessica Alba does anyway.

Check her out looking smoking hot while dragging two kids and a crapload of baby gear out of the park in the photos below:

  • Fun in the Sun 1 of 13
    Fun in the Sun
    Jessica Alba takes advantage of the warm weather as she takes her daughters Honor and Haven to a park in Beverly Hills.
  • Haven is Tiny! 2 of 13
    Haven is Tiny!
    The 7-month-old looks like a little doll hanging there.
  • Peering Up At Mom 3 of 13
    Peering Up At Mom
    The sweet baby peers up at her mama after being all tucked in to head home.
  • Time to Go! 4 of 13
    Time to Go!
    Alba crouches down to put shoes and socks on her daughter Honor.
  • image-2842 5 of 13
    This shot made me feel better because my daughter, who is the same age as Honor, just stands there helplessly while I put on her shoes. At 3, I wonder if I cater to her too much and if she should be helping me dress her a little bit.
  • All Aboard 6 of 13
    All Aboard
    Honor jumps onto the back of Alba's fancy schmancy stroller.
  • Super Cool Stroller! 7 of 13
    Super Cool Stroller!
    Is that one of those Orbit strollers all the celebs are using? How much will it set me back? A billion dollars?
  • Maybe I Can Afford A Billion Bucks? 8 of 13
    Maybe I Can Afford A Billion Bucks?
    I really do want one. That looks perfect for my kids who are 1 and 3.
  • Notice the Paparazzi in the Background 9 of 13
    Notice the Paparazzi in the Background
    Can you imagine having to do all this mom crap while a bunch of fat paparazzi guys capture your every movement on camera.
  • Loading Haven 10 of 13
    Loading Haven
    Alba lugs Haven into her car.
  • Dismantling the Stroller 11 of 13
    Dismantling the Stroller
    Seriously. I get all sweaty and nervous dismantling my stroller if someone is waiting to park in my spot, I cannot even fathom doing this in front of a crowd.
  • This Photo Pleases Me 12 of 13
    This Photo Pleases Me
    Because I am a small-minded jerkface this photo of a wealthy celebrity struggling with baby gear pleases me just a little bit. But only a little!
  • Cool as a Cucumber 13 of 13
    Cool as a Cucumber
    Didn't even break a sweat. And can someone please tell me how she looks THAT hot after having a kid just 7 months ago?! Damn, girlfriend!

Images: PacificCoastNews

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