32 People Who Would Do Better Than Brooke Burke On Dancing With The Stars

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Brooke Burke: Can we vote her off Dancing with the Stars?

Until they institute a voting option that allows us to vote off co-hosts, specifically mom of four Brooke Burke, watching “Dancing with the Stars” will be an often painful experience as Burke, a former “Stars” winner herself, stumbles over questions like “How did that make you feel?”

It made me feel angry, Brooke, because the superlative Tom Bergeron deserves a better co-host. Do you ever get the feeling during the eliminations that he’s worried she’s going to read the wrong name? Or that her gravity-defying, cleavage-baring dress is going to fall off?

Anyway, here are 32 people who would make better co-hosts than Brooke (who I’m sure is a marvelous gal in real life; she’s just a terrible TV host):

1. Samantha Harris (and that’s saying something)

2. Melissa Rycroft

3. Sabrina Bryan

4. Kate Gosselin (Sample question: “How did your dance effect me?”)

5. Candace Cameron

6. Jenna Van Oy

7. Melissa Joan Hart (you can tell what era I grew up in …)

8. Vivaca A. Fox

9. Salma Hayek

10. Chad Ochocinco

11. Kenny Mayne

12. Jerry Rice

13. Paula Abdul (at least her space cadet act is kinda funny)

14. Niecy Nash

15. Margaret Cho

16. Carson Kressley (What’s he up to lately? I think I saw him in the stars audience a few times?)

17. Any of the other “Queer Eye” guys

18. Jamie Lee Curtis (she’s certainly there enough)

19. Nicole Scherzinger (if she wore what Brooke wears, ABC’s ratings among men 18-34 would jump about 3,000 percent)

20. Julianne Hough

21. Florence Henderson

22. Cloris Leachman

23. Betty White (or better yet those three could rotate weekly)

24. Bethenny Frankel

25. Teresa Giudice and

26. Danielle Straub together (slugfest midway through each performance show as they duke it out over who gets to stand next to Rick Fox!)

27.  Shaquille O’Neal (he’s hilarious)

28. Maks’ brother (but he has to dance shirtless every episode)

29. Kyle Massey (once this season is over)

30. Fred (that annoying guy your kids watch on YouTube)

31. Anyone walking down the street

32. My mom

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