Ready To Pop! A HUGELY Pregnant Jessica Simpson Running in the Rain (PHOTOS)

Run faster! It may kick off some contractions!

Stick a fork in Jessica Simpson, she’s done.  She is ready to go, y’all.

I mean, YEESH.  The poor thing is huge.  Just like me when I’m pregnant.  I mean, my body explodes in all directions.

Jessica and fiance Eric Johnson were spotted running in the rain in L.A. after dining together at Boneyard Bistro.

Let’s hope for Jessica’s sake she ordered the spiciest thing on the menu because if she doesn’t see some action soon she may want to start chugging Castor Oil.  Kidding!  Kind of.

God love her, she’s had a great attitude throughout her entire pregnancy and I love that she doesn’t really give a crap about putting on the pounds.

So yeah.  It’s all muumuus and flip-flops for Jessica from here on out.  You moms know what I’m talking about.  I’m surprised Jessica’s still out and about.  I’d be at home moaning on the couch.  Sending contraction-like thoughts your way, mama!

Check out Jessica’s gigantic baby bump in the photos below.

  • Emerging Into The Rain 1 of 10
    Emerging Into The Rain
    Jessica and Eric step out of the Boneyard Bistro in L.A.
  • Still Stylish 2 of 10
    Still Stylish
    The mama-to-be sported a pretty pink muumuu/sari type dress (if muumuus can be said to be pretty) and a tight jean jacket.
  • Flip-Flops are Key 3 of 10
    Flip-Flops are Key
    Flip-flops were the only thing I could fit on my bloated feet the last month of pregnancy.
  • Doggy Bag 4 of 10
    Doggy Bag
    Good call on the doggy bag, Jess. Never know when hunger will strike. Like now. And now. And now!
  • Pouring Rain 5 of 10
    Pouring Rain
    Jessica shivers while running in the rain
  • Cute Couple 6 of 10
    Cute Couple
    Jessica and Eric laugh while making their way to their car.
  • All Wet! 7 of 10
    All Wet!
    The pair picks up the pace as the rain continues to pour.
  • Flip-Flop Solidarity 8 of 10
    Flip-Flop Solidarity
    Eric, who is also wearing flip-flops, reaches back to grab his baby mama's hand.
  • A Whole Lotta Woman 9 of 10
    A Whole Lotta Woman
    Eric chivalrously opens Jessica's door. He better!
  • Taking Cover 10 of 10
    Taking Cover
    The couple make it to the car and laughingly drive off.

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