Barrie Bismark

I’m sarcastic, vocal, stubborn, strong-willed, and kind of a pain in the butt.


I’m Barrie. I have a husband who I have been married to for 11 years and three beautiful children boy (8), girl (6), and girl (3). I currently work full-time in and in my free time I enjoy….oh wait. I have no free time. I love spending as much time as I can with my husband and children. Being a mom is one of the hardest things I have ever done, but also one of the most rewarding. I am amazed every day at the chaos, laughs, adventures, and exhaustion that motherhood brings. I have been featured on Scary Mommy, Parent Co., Sammiches and Psych Meds, For Every Mom, and am a contributing writer on Modern Mom.


Minneapolis, MN



Fun Facts

  • The first thing people notice about me:

    My magnetic sarcasm and snark.

  • One thing I wish I knew before having kids:

    How glorious silence is.

  • My parenting motto:

    If you’re not bleeding, puking, or dead…you’re FINE!

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