Indiana girl plus one geeky husband, five kids, three cats, two dogs, two rabbits, two ferrets, one gerbil, two chinchillas, and a whole bunch of foster pets. My life is weird, you guys.
My most impressive parenting skill:
My only super power is choosing the perfect avocado. It’s a good thing my kids like guacamole.
The last lie I told my kids:
No, I’m sorry. We’re out of chocolate.
The first thing I do when I wake up:
Pee. I birthed a lot of kids, yo.