Mark Roeder


Laurel, Maryland


2 - Brennan and Lilly

Fun Facts

  • Before I had kids, I swore I’d never …

    Drive a mini-van, sleep on a floor while sober, share a bed with tiny humans, there is no where near enough space for this list!

  • The last lie I told my kids:

    That we had run out of ice cream or that they had to tell our pet rabbit that we would be gone during Easter, to tell his bunny friend to come to Gran’s instead.

  • The one piece of advice I’d give to a new parent:

    To never give or receive advice, tell stories, and share experiences about situations and let people use whatever they find helpful.

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