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Teresa Carlton

Doing it all with mediocrity!

About

Teresa Carlton is a wife and mother of two mischievous little girls who, with a little help from sauvignon blanc and sarcasm, has nearly mastered the art of appearing to have her life together. Her blog www.mamatriesblog.com chronicles her life of doing it all with mediocrity. Her writing has been featured on HuffPost Comedy and Blunt Moms.

Hometown

Small City, USA

Kids

2 girls

Fun Facts

  • Before I had kids, I swore I’d never …

    Bribe them. Now that’s my most frequently used parenting tactic.

  • Proudest parenting moment:

    Convincing my children that the kitchen is a danger zone while I’m cooking dinner. Now Mama gets to drink wine in peace.

  • The last lie I told my kids:

    We will leave this beach if you are rude one more time. As if I’m going to leave the beach when I’m on vacation!

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