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Kid Critics Review the 2017 Oscars Red Carpet

Kids are known for keeping it real. No agenda; no fluff; no political correctness. Just raw authentic honesty. Simple and succinct, with refreshing candor.

So who better to weigh in on all the glitz and glamour of last night’s Oscars red carpet, than a trio of hilarious (and opinionated) kids? Since my own teenage sons seemed less than thrilled to review the red carpet looks, I opted instead to meet up with my young nephew and nieces and find out what they thought.

Meet the red carpet kid critics: Micah, 6 ½, Ruby, 5, and Maisy, 2 ½:

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It was their first time watching celebs stroll down the red carpet. But despite having little to no idea who the people on screen actually were, they sure had a lot to say about what they chose to wear …

Pharrell Williams

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“I like his clothes a lot, but I wish he was smiling.”  — Micah

Emma Stone

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“Pretty mermaid.” — Maisy

Scarlett Johansson

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“Oooh, this is my favorite dress because it is so pinkish.” — Ruby

Octavia Spencer

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“Too light.” — Maisy

Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake

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“I like that her dress is so golden. He has arrow shoes. Looks arrow-ish.” — Ruby

Leslie Mann & Judd Apatow

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“He looks like my daddy. She has pretty yellow.” — Maisy

Kirsten Dunst

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“Thumbs down because her dress has too much black. But thumbs up for her shoes and shiny necklace.” — Ruby

Riz Ahmed

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“I like all of it. Fits just right.” — Micah

Chrissy Teigen

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“Happy white.” — Maisy

Brie Larsen

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“Why has her dress fallen all over the floor?” — Micah

Ruth Negga

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“Her dress is so pretty and perfect size.” — Ruby

Ryan Gosling

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“He looks so fancy and his face looks good.” — Micah

Taraji P. Henson

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“I like her cape.” — Ruby

Janelle Monae

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“Her blackish dress is pretty, but why is she making fishy lips?” — Micah

Sunny Pawar

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“Oh, he is dressed so work-y. His shoes are all boy. I like it!” — Ruby

Dakota Johnson

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“Her hair is nice.” — Ruby

“So goldie!” — Micah

“I don’t know!” — Maisy

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