We all know kids can be weird. And sometimes embarrassingly honest. Oh, and also creepy AF.
But just in case you didn’t get the memo yet on that last one, the good people of Twitter are here to remind you this week, by sharing some straight-up WEIRD things kids have said like it was NBD.
Like this kid, who is probably definitely going to be featured on an episode of Dateline NBC one day:
Or this one, whose parents might have some anger management issues to address:
Or this little girl, who seems to know a thing or two more about reincarnation than her mother does:
Or — SWEET LORD, THIS KID WHO CAN APPARENTLY SEE DEAD PEOPLE:
Seriously, the further you dig, the creepier it gets:
Okay, I am straight-up TERRIFIED RN YOU GUYS:
I’m starting to think The Sixth Sense was more of a biopic than anything else …
NO! Anyone but the cat!
Never getting on a plane with this kid, just in case:
WTF DOES THIS EVEN MEAN, KID?!
Okay, this one’s actually kind of sweet if you think about it:
Oof, thanks for the visual, kid:
In case you’re wondering who to blame for all this, the epic Twitter thread was kicked off on Saturday by Twitter user @Karynthia, who posed the simple, yet apparently terrifying query: “People who interact with kids, what is the single weirdest/creepiest thing a kid has ever said to you? It’s Saturday night so why not creep yourself out?”
Their answers have been creeping everyone out for days now, with the thread receiving over 9.9K retweets, 18K likes, and literally thousands of replies. And leading at least one 33-year-old woman (who shall remain nameless) to contemplate sleeping with the lights on tonight …