I love The Wolverine as much as the next guy (OK, maybe more. Odds are good that I love him more), but I would never think to make some of this weird fan art that I found on Etsy . . . but only because I’m not an ingenious artist with the talent and imagination to bring these dreamy flights of fancy not only to life, but to the marketplace.
I commend these artists and procurers of Wolverine goods. Because of them, we live in a world where a hot casserole dish may be safely carried to the table with Wolverine oven mitts. Your argument is invalid.
The Weirdest Wolverine Fan Art Ever 1 of 11
Wolverine Wedges 2 of 11
Because a wedge makes Wolverine's calves look ah-mazing!
The Logan Bow Tie 3 of 11
Adamantium studs have the ability to class up any occasion.
Wolverine Oven Mitts 4 of 11
Careful. It's hot.
Careful. They're sharp.
Fist With Protruding Claws Bottle Necklace With Dog Tags 5 of 11
The bottle reads, "I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do best isn't very nice. I'm the Wolverine." The creator of this necklace could say the same.
Wolverine Bridal Garters 6 of 11
Rogue totally just pinned these to her "Wedding board" on Pinterest.
Wolverine Scratch T-Shirt 7 of 11
A little more subtle than a Wolverine garter, but you still get the main idea.
Wolverine Scrabble Charm Bracelet 8 of 11
Because if you can dream it you can do it.
Wolverine Claws Steel Blade Earrings 9 of 11
The beauty of Wolverine's claws knows no bounds.
String Wolverine Voodoo Doll Keychain 10 of 11
String voodoo is the most powerful voodoo—now in convenient keychain format!
Wolverine Cuff Links 11 of 11
Never again will you frantically ask, "What cufflinks go with this Logan bow tie?"