How to Dress Your Jersey Shore Baby

Before we get started, I’d like to make two disclaimers: One, I’ve never watched an episode of Jersey Shore (shocking! I know), which is actually quite strange considering I’m not one to turn down “bad” TV (read: Real Housewives of anything). Two, I’m not completely serious with this post. Unless, of course, you are a die-hard Jersey Shore type of a person, which in that case you’re welcome. Oh wait, I’m sorry: fist pump.

We all know Jersey Shore Season 2 on MTV has catapulted to mind-boggling heights, which of course resulted in a number of funny merchandise like shirts and hats and dog outfits. But what if you want your baby to spread the guido and guidette love? Might as well start ’em early on the tackiest important lessons in life:

Keep reading for Jersey Shore-inspired baby attire:

(Photo: CafePress)

GTL: Gym, Tan, Laundry. A motto to live by, kids. (Oh, and don’t worry parents, it’s an organic onesie.)

Even our beloved Etsy is getting in on the Jersey Shore craze with hand-printed onesies like “The Situation” (above) and “Snooki Fan” from Little Patriot. (I think the shop name is entirely appropriate, don’t you?)

Because, really, who doesn’t? (Get this bib at Burn Tees.)

And we can’t forget about our little Jersey princesses. After all, these stereotypical labels need to be ingrained at the earliest age possible.

But my all-time favorite….

Are your ready for this?

Oh yes they did. Halloween, anyone? (Find out more at

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