Jumpin Jammerz: The Hidden Feature We're All Talking AboutMichelle Horton
First Elina predicted that Pajama Jeans would be a huge hit (check!), and then Jaime told us about the new craze of Jumpin Jammerz, which are footsie pajamas for adults. I take it as a sign that women everywhere have simply given up on life — but, hey, maybe it’s liberating. (Says the woman typing in her jeggings.)
But there’s one teeny tiny aspect of the Jumpin Jammerz that might be taking it a wee bit too far. No, it’s not the infantile footsies and zip-up closure. It’s this:
Yes, a butt flap. So we can…moon…our…husbands? Sexy. I guess if you’re going to design something like this, you might as well go all the way, right? Make it as unbelievably immature as possible.
What do you think? Are you down with the new Jumpin Jammerz trend? While we’re at it, what’s your favorite I’d-rather-be-comfy-than-stylish look: A) Jeggings; B) UGG boots; C) Pajama Jeans; D) Jumpin Jammerz