Mercury enters your sign on the 5th, and finds you cruising for crisp new stationery and bouquets of freshly sharpened pencils.
No matter how many years it’s been since you last walked the halls of your old alma mater, September always gives you the awesomest back-to-school feels. (Plus, you’ll take any excuse to go to Target.)
When Venus enters Scorpio on the 9th, your talent for bonding with anyone, anywhere, anytime gets a new laser-like focus that cuts through even the most charming chatter.
You mastered the art of small talk a long time ago, but September is all about forging deeper, more penetrating connections.
September is bringing some much-needed chill your way.
If you’re a stay-at-home mom, this is especially good news, as you’ve suddenly got a knack for diffusing the most threatening temper bombs with unprecedented wit and patience.
Mars enters Aquarius on the 10th, igniting your will to fight for the change you want to see in the world!
Whether it involves marching in the streets for paid maternity leave or pressing the local school board to get more green stuff on the cafeteria menu, you are not afraid to go full mama bear.
Saturn goes direct in your sign on the 6th, and much to your relief, things start chugging along at a pace that really suits your get-it-done style.
Any long-term plans to redo the kitchen or further your education zip forward now with ease, which is all kinds of exciting.
September encourages you to wrap up any unfinished projects junking up your place. So throw out that half-knitted baby cap you started two winters ago, enlist the hooligans to pack up the pool toys, and give that unpainted dresser one last coat of teal and be done with it …
Venus enters Scorpio on the 9th, and life gets super emotional at home.
Tears are quick to flow over any number of things — a sappy commercial, a thoughtful gesture, or the most innocent remark about your weight. You’re feeling your feelings big time — but that’s not necessarily a bad thing.
Mars enters Aquarius on the 10th, and things start to get weird but also really good. You’re zigging where you used to zag and making progress in the most unusual ways.
… Why didn’t it occur to you before to keep your tweezers in the car?
Venus enters Scorpio on the 9th and finds you slipping into stealth mode … You might sneak a few kisses in the pantry with your honey or write your secret novel late at night in the bathtub.
Mercury enters Virgo on the 5th and suddenly you’re the go-to mom for projects! You’re cutting felt into tiny outfits for Barbie and gluing sequins onto jars for the neighborhood craft circle …
If you feel like you’re surrounded by a mob of insatiable need monsters this month, the stars encourage you to leave the kids with their dad and go get your hair done. And don’t be cheap about it, either! It’s worth the extra 20 bucks for that heavenly scalp and neck massage.
The Sun enters peace-keeping Libra this month, which really helps smooth over any petty conflicts you’ve had in the past. The need to be right gives way to a simple desire to just get along.
Of course you know that your way is the correct way to install a roll of toilet paper, but it’s not worth losing sleep over.