12 Easy Knock Knock Jokes You Can Teach Your KidsBuzz Bishop
Sit down, this is going to shock you. Kiefer Sutherland is a grandfather.
Jack Bauer is a granddaddy (and he has been since 2005).
Kiefer was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno recently talking about how he reached out to his Twitter followers to get some jokes to entertain his grandkids with.
The best one he could share was:
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
My son, Zacharie, is just starting to get the hang of joke telling. His usually start with “Knock Knock Daddy!” I give the “Who’s There?” and then he just starts rambling about Diego, lizards, dinosaurs and ends with a crazy giggle like he just knocked them dead at The Laugh Factory.
He knows jokes are supposed to be funny, he just doesn’t know any. I admit I have done my fatherly duty and asked him to “pull my finger,” but the scowls from my wife have stopped me. So I’m trying to teach him a few that not only will he be able to tell, but he might be able to get as well.
On this April Fool’s Day you can go with Kiefer’s or any of these 11 other easy jokes that kids can learn:
Knock knock! Who’s there? 1 of 11Cows go.
Cows go who?
â€¨No, cows go moo!
Knock knock! Who’s there? 2 of 11â€¨Lettuce.
Lettuce in and you'll find out!
Knock knock! Who’s there? 3 of 11â€¨Boo.
â€¨Why are you crying?
Knock knock! Who’s there? 4 of 11Banana.
â€¨ Who's there?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? 5 of 11â€¨A dino-snore!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? 6 of 11A stick!
Why can’ta bicycle stand on its own? 7 of 11Because it's two-tired!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? 8 of 11â€¨It wasn't peeling very well.
What kind of dog likes to take baths?¨ 9 of 11A shampoodle!
What do you get when two dinosaurs crash into each other? 10 of 11â€¨Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What is black and white and red all over?¨ 11 of 11A newspaper/killer whale/skunk/zebra with a sunburn!
Got some easy jokes your kids like to share? Add them in the comments!