How To Be A Celebrity Mom

us magazineYou know those pages in Us Magazine; Stars, They’re Just Like Us! The ones where they go grocery shopping, plug parking meters, etc? Who knew that stars were .. just like us!

C’mon, let’s be real, celebs may put their pants on one leg at a time, but they are a special breed. You just have to look at celebrity moms to realize that things are not equal.

If you ever craved just a little bit of that celeb style spotlight, I can help you get it. Just in time for Mother’s Day, here’s a 12 step program to help you be the Celebrity Mom you’ve always wanted to be.

  • 1. Alicia Keys 1 of 13
    1. Alicia Keys
    Get pregnant with your boyfriend, but make sure you get married before the birth to the baby daddy. (see also: Jessica Alba)
  • 2a. Beyonce 2 of 13
    2a. Beyonce
    Have the baby before anyone really realizes you're pregnant. OR ...
  • 2b. Jessica Simpson 3 of 13
    2b. Jessica Simpson
    Cook that baby as long as you can so you can really sign a big weight loss deal to lose the weight.
  • 3. Alanis Morissette 4 of 13
    3. Alanis Morissette
    Give your kid a unique, bizarre, strange, odd name. (Alanis chose Ever for her son)
  • 4. Mariah Carey 5 of 13
    4. Mariah Carey
    Lose the baby weight immediately. Preferably after signing on with a weight loss company (See also: Jessica Simpson)
  • 5. January Jones 6 of 13
    5. January Jones
    Eat the placenta to cut down on your chances of post-partum.
  • 6. Alicia Silverstone 7 of 13
    6. Alicia Silverstone
    Adopt some weird baby-rearing techniques and post a video of it on YouTube.
  • 7. Heidi Klum 8 of 13
    7. Heidi Klum
    Get Nannies. LOTS of Nannies.
  • 8. Linda Evangelista 9 of 13
    8. Linda Evangelista
    If you couldn't marry your baby daddy, because he was already pregnant with and marrying another celebrity (Salma Hayek), then sue him for $500k a year in child support.
  • 9. Jenny McCarthy 10 of 13
    9. Jenny McCarthy
    Don't get your kids vaccinated. If you forget, and do get them vaccinated, blame the vaccine for everything bad that ever happens in their life.
  • 10. Katie Holmes 11 of 13
    10. Katie Holmes
    If you have a girl, get her in high heels as soon as possible. Call Christian Louboutin to make stiletto booties if you have to.
  • 11. Madonna 12 of 13
    11. Madonna
    If you're a busy working mom and your teenager falls off the rails, just shrug and say "parenting is hard" before you head out on another world tour.
  • 12. Mayim Bialik 13 of 13
    12. Mayim Bialik
    Don't just have a blog about being a Mom (see Alicia Silverstone, Soleil Moon Frye), write a book.

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