14 Adorable Quotes from Kids About Love & Marriage

Kids On Love

Kids, as Bill Cosby wisely stated,  say the darnest things.  It’s especially adorable when little ones pontificate on weighty subject matters that are beyond their years, such as on the topics of romantic love and marriage.

In honor of Valentine’s week, we’ve collected fourteen adorable, funny and silly quotes from the kid set on what love is, when one should get married and how to win the person of your dreams.

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  • Love Takes Too Long 1 of 14
    Love Takes Too Long
    "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." - Glenn, age 7

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  • On the Danger Of Love 2 of 14
    On the Danger Of Love
    "Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." John, age 9

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  • Love Ain’t That Painful 3 of 14
    Love Ain't That Painful
    "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." - Manuel, age 8

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  • Baseball Is Pretty Good Too 4 of 14
    Baseball Is Pretty Good Too
    "Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." - Greg, age 8

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  • On the Second Date… 5 of 14
    On the Second Date...
    "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." - Mike, 10

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  • A Lot of Bills… 6 of 14
    A Lot of Bills...
    "One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." - Ava, age 8

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  • They Smell Each Other 7 of 14
    They Smell Each Other
    "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."

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  • You Smile 8 of 14
    You Smile
    "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."

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  • Chicken Parts 9 of 14
    Chicken Parts
    "Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken."

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  • Toilet Time 10 of 14
    Toilet Time
    "Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."

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  • Beauty 11 of 14
    "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." - Jeanne, 8

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  • How to Win Their Heart 12 of 14
    How to Win Their Heart
    "Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." - Del, 6
  • The Rules 13 of 14
    The Rules
    "The rules goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry her and have kids with her. It's the right thing to do."- Howard, 8

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  • When Is Perfect Age to Get Married? 14 of 14
    When Is Perfect Age to Get Married?
    "Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." - Judy, 8

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