9 Most Awkward Valentine’s Day Cards Ever

Throughout my life, I have gotten Valentine’s Day cards in a wide variety of shapes and sizes. I have gotten Valentine’s Day cards from relatives, class mates, girls, boys, boyfriends, my husband, my daughter, and I do believe that I got one once from my dog (it informed me that I was “Paw-fect!”).  My reactions when receiving these paper pieces of affection have resulted in smiles, giggles and kisses. But I really don’t know what I would do if I received any one of these 9 occasionally odd, sometimes brutally honest, and very awkward Valentine’s Day cards.

Check them out here; which one would you least prefer to get this Valentine’s Day?

1. The Ex

Artist Dozy created this card. It may be honest but would probably do more harm than good on Valentine’s Day. At least they give kudos for trying.

2. Awkwardly Vague

Image Source: Etsy/PocketsofFilm
Image Source: Etsy/PocketsofFilm

“You’re ok, I Guess,” Short and to the point, but at least they’re honest right?
Available from Etsy/PocketsofFilm for $1.80

3. Skank

Image Source: Etsy/FunGirlsCards
Image Source: Etsy/FunGirlsCards

I really, really, really, don’t know what I would do if I received this card.
Available from Etsy/FunGirlsCards for $4.00.

4. From Your Cat

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Image Source: Etsy/pressedoufour

So, let’s just say you got this card from your boyfriend or girlfriend. Would that just be an awkward acknowledgement that they think you’re more into your pet then them?
Available from Etsy/pressedufour for $5.00

5. Kanye Card

Artist Beth Evans created this hilarious card that says “I like you more than Kanye likes Kanye.” Well, at least you know where they stand…they really, really like you.

6. Worst Valentine’s Day Card Ever

Seriously, how would you like getting this card on Valentine’s Day? Yeah, that would suck.

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7. I Love Your Guts


Image Source: Etsy/witandwhistle
Image Source: Etsy/witandwhistle

This one is from someone who doesn’t love you for your personality, doesn’t love you for your looks, but rather loves you for your guts. It’s a wee bit kinky don’t you think?
Available from Etsy/witandwhistle for $4.50.

8. Games of Thrones

Let’s say you aren’t totally obsessed with Game of Thrones and you got these cards. Well, what would you do?!?
Valentines by Chris Bishop. You can buy his art right here.

9. Just Saying Hi

Image Source: Etsy/emilymcdowellstudio
Image Source: Etsy/emilymcdowellstudio

This card just screams awkward, but at least the giver is totally comfortable with their awkwardness!
Available from Etsy/emilymcdowellstudio for $4.50

Article Posted 5 years Ago

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