Throughout my life, I have gotten Valentine’s Day cards in a wide variety of shapes and sizes. I have gotten Valentine’s Day cards from relatives, class mates, girls, boys, boyfriends, my husband, my daughter, and I do believe that I got one once from my dog (it informed me that I was “Paw-fect!”). My reactions when receiving these paper pieces of affection have resulted in smiles, giggles and kisses. But I really don’t know what I would do if I received any one of these 9 occasionally odd, sometimes brutally honest, and very awkward Valentine’s Day cards.
Check them out here; which one would you least prefer to get this Valentine’s Day?
1. The Ex
Artist Dozy created this card. It may be honest but would probably do more harm than good on Valentine’s Day. At least they give kudos for trying.
2. Awkwardly Vague
“You’re ok, I Guess,” Short and to the point, but at least they’re honest right?
Available from Etsy/PocketsofFilm for $1.80
I really, really, really, don’t know what I would do if I received this card.
Available from Etsy/FunGirlsCards for $4.00.
4. From Your Cat
So, let’s just say you got this card from your boyfriend or girlfriend. Would that just be an awkward acknowledgement that they think you’re more into your pet then them?
Available from Etsy/pressedufour for $5.00
5. Kanye Card
Artist Beth Evans created this hilarious card that says “I like you more than Kanye likes Kanye.” Well, at least you know where they stand…they really, really like you.
6. Worst Valentine’s Day Card Ever
Seriously, how would you like getting this card on Valentine’s Day? Yeah, that would suck.
7. I Love Your Guts
This one is from someone who doesn’t love you for your personality, doesn’t love you for your looks, but rather loves you for your guts. It’s a wee bit kinky don’t you think?
Available from Etsy/witandwhistle for $4.50.
8. Games of Thrones
9. Just Saying Hi
This card just screams awkward, but at least the giver is totally comfortable with their awkwardness!
Available from Etsy/emilymcdowellstudio for $4.50