Bloggers Share Their Signature Responses to Trolls

A few weeks back I was talking with some blog buddies about the best way to respond to trolls. Should we ignore them? Tell them to peace out? Stalk their IP addresses? Even after all these years I’m still unsure what to do.

A couple of my blogging friends casually mentioned they had signature responses to trolls. Huh, I never thought of adopting one of those. Since I seem to be a troll magnet lately, surely I could get some good use out of a signature response.

What kind of message did I want to convey to my misguided trolls? Clever? Gangsta? Professional? Sweet? A combo of gangsta sweet? I’m still working on it… 

I collected a few of my fellow blogger’s signature responses and conjured up a few of my own. Feel free to collect ’em all or add your own in the comments below!

  • Troll warning: 1 of 10
    Troll warning:
    "Don't feed the trolls!"
    via Danielle Elwood

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  • Take the pledge 2 of 10
    Take the pledge
    "" is a personal favorite of mine. Have you taken the pledge to respect and support your fellow mother online?
    Click here for more information.
  • Mmm, kay… 3 of 10
    Mmm, kay...
    "Well, that's one way to look at it..." was a favorite of former blogger Annabelle, who gave up blog writing in favor of blog reading.

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  • Kill ’em with kindness 4 of 10
    Kill 'em with kindness
    "I love you too."
    via Devan Accustomed Chaos

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  • Fire back 5 of 10
    Fire back
    "I make fun of them. Call them ugly. Whatever works at the time."
    @crunchyvtmommy via Twitter Crunchy VT Mommy

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  • Spread the love 6 of 10
    Spread the love
    "Bless your heart!"
    via Evin Food Good, Laundry Bad

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  • Hug it out 7 of 10
    Hug it out
    "You dear hungry troll! Let mama give you some sugar!" - Yeah, I just made that one up. I'll use any excuse to lend some sugar.

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  • Here’s an idea 8 of 10
    Here's an idea
    "You seem to have a lot of ideas. Maybe you should start a blog." (...that I won't be reading.)

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  • An attitude of gratitude 9 of 10
    An attitude of gratitude
    "Thanks for reading!"
    via Amber The Daily Doty

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  • Kissy face 10 of 10
    Kissy face
    "I've just been kissed by a troll!" via Sarah who's thinking about starting a blog (but hasn't yet found the perfect URL).

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Do you have a signature response to trolls?

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