Brooklyn MILFs Auction Off Used Copy of 50 Shades of Grey

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This hot book just got hotter! Or did it?

Hey fellas/lesbians … if you’ve just been dying to get your hands on the sexiest copy of a used book of all time, I guess I’ve got the thing for you? Three “MILFY Brooklyn Babes” are “selling a thrice read copy of Fifty Shades of Grey” on ebay. The current bid is $51, but you can take a stab (ahem) at winning the auction until October 8th. According to the women selling their shared copy, “The lucky winner will hold in their hands a deliciously used paperback copy of the best erotic novel since Lady Chatterly’s Lover.”

Samantha, Allison and Sona all live in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and describe themselves as “3 tragically hip mothers and best friends.” (One could argue that reading 50 Shades makes a gal anything but hip, but I’m not here to judge. As long as we’re reading, right, LeVar?) The women say, “We share everything from clothes to babysitting duties, so naturally we all had our way with this book. We each tremendously enjoyed reading this single copy of Fifty Shades of Grey. We want you, dear bidder, to enjoy this book as much as we did. This much loved copy of Fifty Shades of Grey will be shipped as is, or per request with a personal note and/or lipstick kisses to the highest bidder.”

Get it? Three hot white girls scratched the pearl to this book! Cool, just want to make sure we’re all on the same page. (HAHAHA BOOK JOKE)

After this copy is sold, the ladies plan to auction off the others in the trilogy as well. “The next two books will be up for auction once Sona is finished reading Fifty Shades Darker, and both Allison and Sona are handed down Samantha’s current copy of Fifty Shades Freed,” their ebay profile notes. I’m sure at least one of the books will come with its very own pubic hair bookmark. #gross

Story via Gawker. Photo via ebay.


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