I’m a grown woman and I don’t need crotchless panties. Which is why I’m wondering why anyone would make crotchless panties for a 7-year-old. I’m also wondering why anyone would sell crotchless panties in a size befitting a 7-year-old.
And yet up until they were profiled in a news story, a store in a Greeley, CO., mall was doing just that, according to Jezebel. Kids N Teens recently opened there, and a mom shopping with her kids came across a pair of thong panties sized to fit a little girl that had a wide slit in the crotch.
I know the Gap is selling sequined hot pants for little girls this season. I know there are stripper pole classes available for toddlers in England. But why on earth would a 7-year-old need panties without a crotch? Holy, triple inappropriate, Batman.
Watch this video and then for the love of our seven-year-old girls’ covered crotches, let’s discuss:
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