Kid Writes Hilariously Epic Letter to TV WeathermanWendyM
Kids say (or write, in this case) the darndest things. And this kid is exceptionally awesome.
Read this kid’s epic and hilarious letter to a weatherman that visited their school.
It doesn’t get much better than this, really:
“Dear Mr. Ramon,
Thank you for coming to our school and teaching us about weather.
Some day when I become supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed you doughnuts off their horns.
I will personally make you a throne that is half platnum and half solid gold and jewel encrested.
Thank you again for teaching us about meteoroligy, you’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn an the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while ingulfed in flames. And in case you didn’t know, that’s pretty dang sweet.
P.S. Look on back for a drawing.”
Flint holds up his charming ways with an illustration that includes a unicorn delivering doughnuts on his horn to the meteorologist.
Pretty dang sweet, indeed.