Name the Duggar Baby!Madeline Holler
The sprawling Duggar family needs your help. No, not with money for groceries, diaper changing or information on birth control. They’ve got residuals, older daughters and Psalm 127:5 for all that!
No, what Michelle and Jim Bob D. would like some input on are baby names. They announced yesterday she’s pregnant with their 19th! Seems naming an entire compound of kids starting with the letter “J” is proving difficult.
So! They’re taking suggestions. I know Strollerderby readers are full of opinions (I say that with love), so let’s have them. A recap of what has already been used:
Joshua James, 21
Jana Marie, 19
Jill Michelle, 18
Jessa Lauren, 16
Jinger Nicole, 15
Joseph Garrett, 14
Josiah Matthew, 13
Jedidiah Robert, 10
Jeremiah Robert, 10
Jason Michael, 9
James Andrew, 8
Justin Samuel, 6
Jackson Levi, 5
Johanna Faith, 3
Jennifer Danielle, 2
Jordyn-Grace Makiya, 8 months
Ma and Pa Duggar are not likely to go for my Strollerderby colleagues’ suggestions: JaRilly NeedAnotherBaby and J0-J0 (short for Johnjacobjingleheimerschmidt). It’s safe to say they’ll also forego this German terrorist’s insane idea.
But what’s left of the more likely candidates? I love messing with the Baby Name Wizard, so I just punched in “J” for both sexes and came up with these:
And the very, very unlikely: Jezebel
What do you recommend? (Besides vasectomy!)