Smoking, Spanking and Sexism: 22 Vintage Father’s Day CardsSunny Chanel
Looking at vintage Father’s Day cards is a trip. A journey to another time, a time where spanking was socially acceptable, women stayed home and cleaned the house, and every dad was addicted to nicotine; smoking cigars, cigarettes and the occasional pipe. Also, anthropomorphic animals made quite an appearance in Father’s Day cards of yore from train conducting giraffes to archery loving baby bears, rarely were dads seen as human.
Check out this odd assortment of vintage Father’s Day cards:
A Vintage Father’s Day 1 of 23
HI There! 2 of 23
This card is all about smoking. No hugs, no kisses, no cute little anthropomorphic animals. Nope, this is all just paying homage to dad's love of nicotine.
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A Wifely Job 3 of 23
This look absolutely nothing like my day. I don't even know where my iron is.. but the payoff for this card is next...
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The Boss 4 of 23
Yup, that's her "boss." Times certainly have changed.
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Daddy as a Kitty 5 of 23
For those feline loving fathers who perhaps works for the United Postal Service , this is a card that shows him as a cute kitty making the rounds with a very special delivery.
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From Your Big Boy 6 of 23
This big boy apparently has puppy and flower delivery service. But he forgot to wear his socks, he isn't THAT big yet.
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Your Child the Bear 7 of 23
For the father that has a very special child, who not only is a cute cuddly bear, but who has fantastic penmanship.
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The Servant Daughter 8 of 23
Oh, the cliche of the women in the house doting on the man of the house, fetching his slippers. Does that EVER happen anymore?
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A Dapper Dad Bunny 9 of 23
It's not that this dad is a bunny that would turn heads, it's more his outfit. A top hat, gloves and even spats? Now that is a fashion statement.
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The Tie 10 of 23
The tie. Yes, that has got to be the most classic Father's Day gift ever.
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The Giraffe 11 of 23
What says father's day more than a giraffe driving a train? If you know, please tell me .
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Spanking 12 of 23
Yes, the spanking father's day card, a perfect way to celebrate your dad's physical punishment. So odd and so wrong.
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To Hubby 13 of 23
A wife taking a break from her duties to write a note to the man of the house. And really, who dresses like that when cleaning?
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Special Delivery 14 of 23
How many dad's out there smoke a pipe? Not many. That is so old-school. But fathers (and mothers) dreading bills or invoices? That never went away.
For Father 15 of 23
I spent several minutes starring at this card and trying to figure it out. But I just can't. Perhaps this father in question just loves smoking THAT much that this image is enough of a greeting.
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Shaving 16 of 23
What do dads do? Besides deal with the bills and smoke? They shave. This card is an ode to shaving throughout the ages.
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The Lazy Bunny 17 of 23
It's a bunny. It's a dad. It's a bow tying bunny dad wearing a bow tie laying in a hammock. Yeah, just like every Father's Day.
Your Daughter the House 18 of 23
For the father who believes his daughter is a horse. A very pretty girly horse that is.
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Archery Bear 19 of 23
This is for the dad whose son happens to be a Peter Pan loving, archery playing, baby bear.
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Moose 20 of 23
Another dad who likes to smoke. But this one is a dapper moose with some pretty exceptional slippers.
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Cigars 21 of 23
Dad as king of the house, with cigars of course.
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King for the Day 22 of 23
Make dad "king for the day!" And that includes slippers, socks, a tie, golf, and of course, tobacco.
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Bread Winner 23 of 23
An ode to the bread winner, in this case the father.
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