The 25 Funniest Ecards About Dating, Love and Marriage

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You LOL’d at the hilarious images Someecards posted for Mother’s Day, and then The Huffington Post scouted out 15 ecards you wish you could send your ex. (My fave: “I told our dog that you died.” Hahahahaha.) Now I bring you The 25 Funniest Ecards About Love, Dating and Marriage. These cards run the relationship gamut, from what it’s like to date (the good, the bad and the bumping uglies) to the solid courtship phase (where you’re comfortable enough to fart but you still get raging boners for each other) all the way through the mutual acceptance of mediocrity that is marriage. (Sorry, I watched Carnage last night. I’m feeling like a bitter, wealthy, urban sophisticate.) Enjoy!

  • Dating: Gettin’ Wet 1 of 25
    Dating: Gettin' Wet
    Don't forget to wear a rubber tube!
  • Dating: Naughty 2 of 25
    Dating: Naughty
    If you're really good, I might also show you the inside of my wrist!
  • Dating: The Big O(il) 3 of 25
    Dating: The Big O(il)
    Get your Exxon!
  • Dating: Oops 4 of 25
    Dating: Oops
    It's not me, it's us.
  • Dating: Facebonk 5 of 25
    Dating: Facebonk
    I love makeup sexts.
  • Dating: Content 6 of 25
    Dating: Content
    Let's look at the IKEA catalog!!!
  • Dating: Just Friends 7 of 25
    Dating: Just Friends
    You're my BFF! (Best Friend I F*ck)
  • Dating: Committed 8 of 25
    Dating: Committed
    Taking things to the next level!
  • Dating: Dates and Confused 9 of 25
    Dating: Dates and Confused
    Let's do this thing!
  • Dating: Hate Eff 10 of 25
    Dating: Hate Eff
    Sounds about right.
  • Dating: You Got the Right Stuff… 11 of 25
    Dating: You Got the Right Stuff...
  • Dating: Guns 12 of 25
    Dating: Guns
    Pow pow!
  • Love: A Haiku 13 of 25
    Love: A Haiku
    Your body is a wonderland, he sang. Let's have sex right now.
  • Love: Touchy-Feely 14 of 25
    Love: Touchy-Feely
    I'm sending you to HR! (Horny Resources)
  • Love: Squeeze 15 of 25
    Love: Squeeze
    How considerate.
  • Love: Let’s do it for our country… 16 of 25
    Love: Let's do it for our country...
    ...the red, white and the blue. (Bonus points if you know what movie that's from!)
  • Love: Life Is Worth Living! 17 of 25
    Love: Life Is Worth Living!
    If I can live it with you.
  • Love: Phone Sex 18 of 25
    Love: Phone Sex
    Or even just a regular conversation!
  • Marriage: Still Crazy After All These Years 19 of 25
    Marriage: Still Crazy After All These Years
    Crazy about you, that is!
  • Marriage: Threesome 20 of 25
    Marriage: Threesome
    When I said I wanted to spice things up, honey, I didn't mean go out for Indian food...
  • Marriage: Shemale 21 of 25
    Marriage: Shemale
    Losing your teeth makes you look distinguished.
  • Marriage: Shhhh…. 22 of 25
    Marriage: Shhhh....
    Come on, you know it's true!
  • Marriage: Me Time 23 of 25
    Marriage: Me Time
    Just, just - just stop.
  • Marriage: Incommunicado 24 of 25
    Marriage: Incommunicado
    I want you to tell me this while we're eating leftovers for the third day in a row.
  • Marriage: Awww 25 of 25
    Marriage: Awww
    What's your name again?

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