“Toddlers & Tiaras” really brought a new level of shocking this week — we’re not talking “Pretty Woman” hooker costume or anything, but this one is up there.
One of the young pageant contestants plays mini Lady Gaga — and naturally, her mom tries her very best to craft a meat bikini, Gaga style.
I wish I was kidding.
8-year-old Laci prepares to hit the stage, with mom and a helper trying their best to attach raw slices of meat to her bikini to replicate the Gaga meat dress.
It’s not pretty. And it’s downright unsanitary and disgusting.
Laci doesn’t seem to be enjoying a second of it, as the attempts to attach the beef fail on every level, dripping down her leg and touching her skin.
They thankfully ditched the meat bikini plan and she instead wore a regular, non-meat dress, but there were still glitches in store.
Laci’s entrance in an egg-ish pod didn’t go all that smoothly, tipping over to spill out the young pageant queen to perform her Gaga routine.
Laci’s mom explained the costume snafu, noting, “[When] we realized we were already late and realized we weren’t going to have enough time for the meat bikini, it was really devastating.”