9 Ways “Lazy” Parenting Raises Great Men

“9 Ways ‘Lazy’ Parenting Raises Great Men” originally appeared on The Good Men Project and was reprinted with permission.

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Helicopter parenting. Free range parenting. Sharenting. The names go on and on. We all reap rewards and pay the price for whichever philosophy we adopt. But what happens when we don’t adopt a philosophy at all? What happens to our kids if we cross the line from laissez-faire to downright lazy?

Let’s take a look …

1. Outerwear

My son rushed out the door to school juggling his backpack, sneaker, and water bottle. What was missing? His coat. It was 5 degrees out. Did I rush after him? No. I sat at the counter sipping my tea. One frozen morning can save hundreds of mornings of nagging.

2. Laundry

My son rarely gets out of his snugly fleece sweatshirt. We rotate through house chores and it was his turn to do the laundry. After dumping a bowl of milky cereal down the front of his sweatshirt, he added it to a full load. He ran the washer — and stopped there, forgetting to put it in the dryer.

From Friday to Tuesday things melded into a sour mess. He lost his beloved fleece. We were down a few sheets, but we are now up a diligent laundry doer. Things are fresh and folded in just a few hours.

3. Dinner

This one is a simple equation. One meal + full family = flexible eaters. Making five different dinners isn’t something that happens in our house.

4. Allowance

My kids get a dollar per year of life as their allowance every week. The money comes at the end of our family meeting and is not tied to chores. Contributing to our household is an expectation that stands apart from payment. They are paid in cash each Monday. If they leave their cash lying around, they lose it. This has happened one time each.

5. Food shopping

Do you dread food shopping? Do your kids whine and demand things at checkout? Do you forget half of your list? Are you willing to give up a week of organization?

Then let them shop.

Our town has a small grocery store. I sat in the car and talked with the boys about what our family needed to get through the week. They carefully copied down a list. Which they ignored. I gave them the money to shop and sat literal drivers seat while the boys took the figurative one. About 50 minutes later they were loading the car. By Thursday we were all a bit hungry. The next week they chose more chicken. As a bonus, they appreciate the delicate balance of meal planning and budget and are much better companions when we take to the cart collaboratively.

6. The reverse bedtime tuck-in

I go to bed. They tuck me in.

So simple. So satisfying. They feel competent and grown up. I feel my eyelids on my eyeballs.

7. Playing doctor (the parenting version)

Think of this as a science-meets-sleep combo. When my boys were little, I would lie on the couch and have them apply compresses and assess my situation. The patient was always comatose. Comas can take a while to come out of. This was a lovely blend of compassion and rest. If you find the doctor game cliche, you can play coast guard where you are a boat drifting at sea. It is never too early to introduce them to these caring professions.

8. Dishes

My kids make their own breakfast, snack, and lunch. As much time as this saved for me in the early days, that satisfaction was wiped out by a sink full of sticky dishes. You know what is worse than free time? Scraping oatmeal out of a bowl. Since my boys would both prefer screentime to sink time, they have started washing their dishes immediately after their meals. Which works for me.

9. Starting without them

Every morning we began our day late because of a certain dawdler in our house. Every evening we missed a bit of book time while one son opened all the drawers in the bathroom expecting some great discovery instead of discovering the plaque on his teeth. As it turns out, waiting and whining are the worst way to address this.

What was the best? Just get going. We would start the car or start reading while he was noodling around and as quickly as we began, he would end his procrastination to participate.

This list could be even lengthier … but I am lazy so I will stop there.

The bottom line is that doing less lets your kids do more — and they get ready to join the world without you having to say a word.

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