If you’re a parent with a Twitter account, chances are you tweet about your kids — and often. Some of the things we’ve seen (the good, the bad, and the very, very ugly) are just begging to be shared, and who has the time for more than 140 characters, anyway? Not us. So here you go — the funniest tweets from parents on Twitter this week. #YoureWelcome
1. Tasty feet.
— motherdaughterstrong (@momDStrong) July 10, 2017
2. (And every day after that …)
Motherhood means being a living, breathing menu. Today's specials are the same as yesterday. #momlife
— Cassandra Clark (@Cassandra86vfr) July 10, 2017
3. Ah, the joys of summer.
The pool is a fun place to watch your kids fight about inflatable toys instead of their regular toys.
— Meredith (@PerfectPending) July 8, 2017
4. Mystery solved.
Friend: What's that thing where you're always tired but can never get rest?
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) June 12, 2017
5. At least now we know.
— Lizzie A. G (@TheNewAddie) July 10, 2017
6. The poop on parenting.
My 3-year-old can’t sit on the potty unless she has all of her stuffed animals watching her.
She’s already a parent.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) July 11, 2017
7. Do as we say, not as we do.
"Go make some new friends," I tell my kids, as I scroll through my phone at the park.
— Ramblin' Mama (@ramblinma) July 9, 2017
[watching The Avengers]
7YR OLD: daddy, why does Hulk get so angry?
ME: probably because his kid won't stop asking questions during movies
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) July 9, 2017
9. They’ll see about that.
Parents: Good morning!
Kids: *crack knuckles, tilt head*
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) July 9, 2017
10. Honesty is always the best policy.
"Sorry to run, but I no longer have the strength nor courage to parent in public."
– my current farewell at any gathering with kids
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) July 8, 2017
11. Help us, interwebz!
First google search of the day " How to discipline a toddler" #DadLife
— Kris (@KrisBartels) July 10, 2017
12. Our new normal.
My toddler eats snacks so much we stopped having snack time. We just call it time now.
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) July 10, 2017
13. Danger is our middle name.
My mom jumped off a cliff into water in Hawaii, and I'm bathing my 3 year old. I guess you could say we're both living dangerously. #momlife
— Erika Scott (@momsquietprayer) July 10, 2017
14. Not all superheroes wear capes.
My heroes used to be celebrities and advocates for social change. Now, it's any mom of three or more.
— And What a Mom! (@andwhatamom) July 9, 2017
15. Fit fingers.
Pediatrician: How much exercise do your kids get?
Me [thinking of all the apps requiring them to vigorously tap their devices]: Oh, a lot.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) July 9, 2017
16. The struggle is real.
As a parent I'm constantly dealing with the paradox of cherishing every moment while simultaneously wishing every moment didn't last so long
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) July 9, 2017
17. Kids are so clever.
My 5yo after intentionally falling. "Ow! It really hurts can you get me more toys?!" In case you wondered what parenting was like #parenting
— Alexandra (@MissusBentley) July 12, 2017