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Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week — 7/24

If you’re a parent with a Twitter account, chances are you tweet about your kids — and often. Some of the things we’ve seen (the good, the bad, and the very, very ugly) are just begging to be shared, and who has the time for more than 140 characters? Not us. So here you go, the funniest tweets from parents on Twitter this week. #yourewelcome

1. Nice try, but the answer’s still no. 

2. At least you’re cute. 

3. Gotta love ’em. 

4. Not quite, but we feel your pain!

5. Nope. Not sleeping a wink tonight. 

6. Going places, this one.

7. *quits parenting* 

8. Respect. 

9. Valid question. 

10. Why do we even try?

11. I keep you in my heart, I wear your spit up on my shirt. 

12. Pass the hand sanitizer. 

13. Sorry kid, that is not the way it works. 

14. Having kids means saying goodbye to a clean car. 

15. A for effort. Now go get the mop. 

16. But on the plus side, the party favors are kind of cool. 

17. Next time, try “Wow mom, have you lost weight?!”

18. We’re not cleaning that up. 

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