Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week — 5/29

If you’re a parent with a Twitter account, chances are you tweet about your kids — and often. Some of the things we’ve seen (the good, the bad, and the very, very ugly) are just begging to be shared, and who has the time for more than 140 characters? Not us. So here you go, the funniest tweets from parents on Twitter this week. #yourewelcome

1. Hint: It’s blue. 


2. Childhood over in 3 … 2 … 1 … 

3. Yup, totally meant to do that.


4. We call this talk “the birds and the behinds.” 

5. #dadjokes 

6. As any parent knows, silence is red-alert suspicious

7. One size fits all. 

8. Odds are you haven’t seen any girls around either. 

9. Which is still less time than it would take for you to get them dressed. 

10. Of course you did.

11. Well you could have been named Moon Unit, so count your blessings. 

12. Sounds like someone has watched The Little Mermaid one too many times.  

13. It’s called new parent chic — your baby looks likes a GAP Kids model, you look like a hobo

14. Too bad there’s no Oscar for dramatic dinner reactions. 

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