Here are a few funny, but true quotes about being a parent.
There’s no escaping mom mode.
Here’s to the person you like to look at your phone next to.
Kids and grocery shopping do not mix.
Eat your heart out.
Just sayin’ …
He’s doing fine so far.
Not cool, DAD.
Now this is what we call dieting.
Remember adult conversations? Those were fun.
It’s a true joy.
Um sure … we’ll go with that.
Wishing you all the best.
There’s nothing sexier than freshly creased linens.
Psh. Yeah, right!
Every penny counts!
Grab a spoon.
Psh, wouldn’t that be something.
Swiper, no swiping!
Isn’t he just the luckiest?
My house, my rules!
Not all heroes wear capes.
If mom can’t find it, you’re done for.
Give yourself a nice pat on the back.
Annoying you is our favorite.
Chocolate = the cure all.
No big deal. Not offended in the slightest.
Sigh, is it nap time yet?
Sorry, not sorry.
Will the whistling ever end?
Can the PTA come up with a better system for this?
We’re always rocking the “chocolate finger” look.
Cheese and sugar just taste better.
Never been so proud.
Either way, these kids are being parented.