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Funny (But True) Parenting Quotes

Being a parent means many things. You’ll be taking care of someone for the rest of your life, always hoping for their best well-being, and constantly cleaning. Constantly. You’ll also never get enough sleep and your patience will be tested time and time again. Here are some hilariously true quotes about being a parent we’re sure you can agree with.

1. Chrissy Teigen

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“When my avocados go bad I feel like I’ll never be a good mother and get noticeably distraught.”

2. Nia Vardalos

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“Becoming a mom to me means that you have accepted that for the next 16 years of your life, you will have a sticky purse.”

3. Phyllis Diller

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“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.”

4. Marissa Mayer

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“I’ve come to realize that being a mother makes me a better executive, because motherhood forces prioritization. Being a mom gives you so much more clarity on what is important.”

5. Franklin P. Jones

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“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.”

6. Nora Ephron

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“When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”

7. Lane Olinhouse

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“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”

8. George Carlin

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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don’t need to hear ’27 months.’ ‘He’s two’ will do just fine. He’s not a cheese.”

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