As adults, there’s very little we’re willing to jump in on blind. Before we buy a car, we take it for a test drive. Before we hire someone, we check their references. Before we eat at a restaurant, we check Yelp. But one thing we can’t test out before we’re knee-deep in diaper duty? Parenthood.
Oh wait, until now.
Raquel D’Apice, writer and creator of the blog The Ugly Volvo and co-host of the Kid/Life Crisis Podcast, had the genius idea to create Yelp reviews of newborn babies — and the results are hysterical.
She told Babble, “It was just strange that there are online reviews for every item you’re going to need for a newborn but no reviews on the experience of having the newborn itself.”
Luckily for us — and future parents everywhere — Raquel filled this Internet void.
Here are some of our favorites …
1. What do you mean you can’t return it?
2. It’s basically magic.
3. Never trust word-of-mouth reviews.
4. Second time is not the charm.
5. Someone needs to educate Grandma on Internet rules.
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