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Mom Creates Newborn Yelp Reviews (and They’re Genius)

As adults, there’s very little we’re willing to jump in on blind. Before we buy a car, we take it for a test drive. Before we hire someone, we check their references. Before we eat at a restaurant, we check Yelp. But one thing we can’t test out before we’re knee-deep in diaper duty? Parenthood.

Oh wait, until now.

Raquel D’Apice, writer and creator of the blog The Ugly Volvo and co-host of the Kid/Life Crisis Podcast, had the genius idea to create Yelp reviews of newborn babies — and the results are hysterical.

She told Babble, “It was just strange that there are online reviews for every item you’re going to need for a newborn but no reviews on the experience of having the newborn itself.”

Luckily for us — and future parents everywhere — Raquel filled this Internet void.

Here are some of our favorites …

1. What do you mean you can’t return it?

Image source: The Ugly Volvo
Image source: The Ugly Volvo

2. It’s basically magic.

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3. Never trust word-of-mouth reviews.

Image source: The Ugly Volvo

Image source: The Ugly Volvo
Image source: The Ugly Volvo

4. Second time is not the charm.

Image source: The Ugly Volvo
Image source: The Ugly Volvo

5. Someone needs to educate Grandma on Internet rules.

Image source: The Ugly Volvo
Image source: The Ugly Volvo

 

For more hilarious reviews, read the rest here!

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