Congrats on Your New Baby! (When You Care to Send the Very Snarkiest)

In a day and age where the average person gets approximately eleventy-billion emails a day delivered to their inbox, nothing feels better than a real! live! note card! hand delivered to their mailbox. You know, the mailbox attached to the outside of their home.

Know what my new favorite type of card is to send to my unsuspecting friends and family?

SNARKY cards. Cards that would make your momma blush just a bit.

Don’t get me wrong, mushy, sentimental, heartfelt notes have their place in the greeting card arena. And yes, it does takes a unique friendship to withstand a card filled with sharp wit and sarcasm.

I am totally addicted to sending all expecting friends and family members super snarky (and often funny) Congratulations cards.

For instance, why say “congrats on your new baby”, when you could say “congratulations on making a human with your genitals” (thank you Lemons with a Pea).

Am I right? Or am I just so so so very wrong? Either way, I love these 10 Snarky Baby Cards:

Want to make your own snarky cards? Check out Babble’s guide!

Article Posted 5 years Ago

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