Pregnancy is a beautiful time in a woman’s life filled with wonder, possibility, and a very, very busy bladder. While nobody ever said growing a tiny human was easy, they never mentioned it could be so funny, either.
If you’re wondering what to expect when you’re expecting, these funny tweets from mama birds will leave you laboring with laughter!
1. RIP ankles.
I'm wearing black the remainder of my pregnancy to mourn the loss of my ankles. #pregnancyproblems
— Hashtag MomFail (@hashtagmomfail) May 26, 2017
2. EVERYTHING IS FINE.
— Sarah Elizabeth (@rarahsaurus) May 17, 2017
3. Sitting for two.
"Oh man sitting is good" – me right now basically on the floor in Target #41weeks
— Gabulous (@abfabgabrielle) October 22, 2016
4. Ore-oh no!
— Melissa Merwin Dydyn (@mamerwin) September 11, 2016
5. Pregnancy can be a real pain.
"Are you okay? What did you do?"
— Katie Cash (@bruins22) May 12, 2017
6. You can’t handle the toot.
— MrsMoeTrain (@MrsMoeTrain) May 26, 2017
7. It’s the getting up part that’s so hard.
— womanwifemotherlife (@wwml1987) May 6, 2017
8. Dreams really do come true.
— Megan Dupre (@megan_dupre) April 14, 2017
9. You gonna eat that?
I literally just ate an hour ago and I'm already starving again. #PregnancyProblems
— MT (@megferg28) June 3, 2017
10. Smooth, sweaty silhouette.
I struggled into a pair of maternity Spanx. Now I'm totally out of breath and I need a couch break. #PregnancyProblems
— Amelia Cook (@Amelia_MHC) May 8, 2014
11. Riddle me this.
What do a toddler, a preschooler and a pregnant lady all have in common?
We all pee our pants in public.
— full metal mommy (@FullMetalMommy) September 29, 2014
12. Ain’t no party like a preggo party.
Grocery store cashier: "Having a party tonight?" Me: "Nope, just pregnant."
— Jill Krause (@babyrabies) October 23, 2016
13. It might be a stretch.
I just read a tutorial on vaginal stretching to prepare myself for birth. Is it too late for a surrogate? #pregnant
— Anna Lind Thomas (@AnnaLindThomas) October 27, 2014
14. The shortest distance between point A and point pee.
Considering reorganizing my bedroom to put bed on opposite side of the room. The bathroom is just too far of a walk at 1am #pregnant
— Ruby Wright (@RubyDW) March 15, 2017
15. Overstay your welcome much?
— Paper Face (@1984Est) February 21, 2017
16. The sour truth.
— My Kid Said What!? (@mykidsaidwhaaa) May 30, 2017
17. Leave the pedi to the professionals.
Just tried to paint my toe nails. Sometimes no level of flexibility or determination can help you. #sopregnant
— Bree Driscoll (@BreeDriscoll) February 21, 2017
18. It’s the little things.
— Renee Campbell (@ReneeCampbell89) May 20, 2017
19. Repeat ad nauseam.
Drink. Pee. Eat. Pee. Sleep. Pee. Pee. Pee. #preggo
— Brittany Rideout (@brideout0924) May 18, 2017
20. Eating for two will do that to you!
I just ate so much, I split my elastic hair tie. #pregnancyproblems
— Kelli Zink (@KelliZink) May 25, 2017
21. Deadlines are motivating.
— Jessica Fontanez (@JessicaF628) May 28, 2017
22. “I Got You Babe.”
— Chef Abbey Larson (@BackpackChef) December 5, 2016
23. Still trying to decide if it was worth it.
Took me a half an hour to shave my legs. #PreggoLife
— Cassandra Lorusso (@cassandrapedia) June 6, 2017
24. The bittersweet end of an era.
If #pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
— Pregnancy Tricks (@PregnancyTricks) June 5, 2017
25. Just a little shower snack.
Pregnancy makes me some do weird stuff. Like eat an ice cream sandwich in the shower. #preggolife
— Courtney Audette (@courtneyaudette) April 29, 2017
26. Feed me … more.
— marla, darling… (@marlaneto) September 25, 2015
27. April the Giraffe is my spirit animal.
I feel April the Giraffe's pain. It feels like I'm watching live footage of myself. #sopregnant
— Gabrielle Hopkins (@GabbyHopkins5) February 28, 2017