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20 Inappropriate Yet Totally Funny Baby Onesies

Image source: Babble | Amazon | Etsy
Image source: Babble | Amazon | Etsy

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There are some times in life where it’s totally appropriate to have an inappropriate sense of humor. It’s not too often we get away with it — but when your kids are too young to talk back, that’s the time to get your laugh on.

Back forever ago (okay, three years *sniff*) when I was having babies, I had no idea that Etsy or Zazzle existed and was therefore not privy to finding truly funny clothes for them. I was stuck with the pastel colors and cutesy sayings.

That’s not the case anymore, and if we do have another baby I will take advantage of the fact that I can dress them how I want (inappropriate or not) and save the photo proof for when they are older.

Here’s a collection of hilariously inappropriate onesies:

1. BILF

Image Source: Zazzle
Image Source: Zazzle

Baby I’d Like to Feed. That’s not what I thought the ‘F’ stood for.

Available now on Zazzle for $31.90.

2. LMDO

Image Source: Amazon
Image Source: Amazon

Laugh My Diaper Off. Another weird but funny play on a common abbreviation.

Available now on Amazon for $14.95.

3. My Dad Can Kick Your …

Image Source: Amazon
Image Source: Amazon

… Dad’s Ass! Totally not appropriate for a baby … but funny!

4. Poop

Image Source: Zazzle
Image Source: Zazzle

I put that sh!t on everything. So totally true.

Available now on Zazzle for $22.30.

5. Chicks

Image Source: Amazon
Image Source: Amazon

Are All Over Me. Funny and well, true.

Available now on Amazon for $19.95.

6. I’d Flex But …

Image Source: Etsy
Image Source: Etsy

I Like This Onesie. And so do I!

Available now on Etsy for $12.99.

7. Hung

Image Source: Etsy
Image Source: Etsy

… Like a 5 Year Old. Boys are obsessed early.

Available now on Etsy for $17.99.

8. Diaper Mileage

Image Source: Etsy
Image Source: Etsy

True most of the time.

Available now on Etsy for $12.99.

9. Support the Right

Image Source: Redbubble
Image Source: Redbubble

To Bear Arms. Probably not what they were thinking.

Available now on Redbubble for $18.66.

10. iPood

Image Source: Amazon
Image Source: Amazon

That’s pretty much all newborns do.

Available now on Amazon for $20.00.

11. I’m Too Sexy

Image Source: Amazon
Image Source: Amazon

… for my onesie. Babies are not … sexy.

Available now on Amazon for $14.00.

12. He Thinks …

Image Source: Amazon
Image Source: Amazon

He’s My Dad.Yep, inappropriate but SO funny!

Available now on Amazon for $14.99.

13. I’m What Happened

Image Source: Amazon
Image Source: Amazon

In Vegas. Guess it didn’t stay there.

14. I’m Sexy

Image Source: Amazon
Image Source: Amazon

And I Know It. Guessing this one is from the song.

Available now on Amazon for $14.95.

15. Total Proof

Image Source: Amazon
Image Source: Amazon

I’m Proof My Dad Doesn’t Shoot Blanks. Yes — and your mom’s not a virgin.

Available now on Amazon for $10.99.

16. Pacifier

Image Source: Amazon
Image Source: Amazon

One for baby and one for daddy.

Available now on Amazon for $9.99.

17. I Love

Image Source: Amazon
Image Source: Amazon

Boobies. Who doesn’t though.

Available now on Amazon for $14.99.

18. Change Me

Image Source: Etsy
Image Source: Etsy

Change My Diaper Biaatch! Baby’s demanding already.

Available now on Etsy for $13.99.

19. I’ll Have the House White

Image Source: Amazon
Image Source: Amazon

This one is my favorite. So funny!

Available now on Amazon for $25.99.

20. Maury Says

Image Source: Amazon
Image Source: Amazon

You ARE the Father. Now, run off stage!

 

Which is your favorite one? Would you buy these for your baby?

Article Posted 5 years Ago

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