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There are some times in life where it’s totally appropriate to have an inappropriate sense of humor. It’s not too often we get away with it — but when your kids are too young to talk back, that’s the time to get your laugh on.
Back forever ago (okay, three years *sniff*) when I was having babies, I had no idea that Etsy or Zazzle existed and was therefore not privy to finding truly funny clothes for them. I was stuck with the pastel colors and cutesy sayings.
That’s not the case anymore, and if we do have another baby I will take advantage of the fact that I can dress them how I want (inappropriate or not) and save the photo proof for when they are older.
Here’s a collection of hilariously inappropriate onesies:
Baby I’d Like to Feed. That’s not what I thought the ‘F’ stood for.
Laugh My Diaper Off. Another weird but funny play on a common abbreviation.
3. My Dad Can Kick Your …
… Dad’s Ass! Totally not appropriate for a baby … but funny!
I put that sh!t on everything. So totally true.
Are All Over Me. Funny and well, true.
6. I’d Flex But …
I Like This Onesie. And so do I!
… Like a 5 Year Old. Boys are obsessed early.
8. Diaper Mileage
True most of the time.
9. Support the Right
To Bear Arms. Probably not what they were thinking.
That’s pretty much all newborns do.
11. I’m Too Sexy
… for my onesie. Babies are not … sexy.
12. He Thinks …
He’s My Dad.Yep, inappropriate but SO funny!
13. I’m What Happened
In Vegas. Guess it didn’t stay there.
14. I’m Sexy
And I Know It. Guessing this one is from the song.
15. Total Proof
I’m Proof My Dad Doesn’t Shoot Blanks. Yes — and your mom’s not a virgin.
One for baby and one for daddy.
17. I Love
Boobies. Who doesn’t though.
18. Change Me
Change My Diaper Biaatch! Baby’s demanding already.
19. I’ll Have the House White
This one is my favorite. So funny!
20. Maury Says
You ARE the Father. Now, run off stage!
Which is your favorite one? Would you buy these for your baby?