Do you know what this means? This means that Mariah Carey is no longer my pregnancy partner! I’ll take Pink any day! According to US Weekly, pop star Pink, 31, is expecting her first child with 35-year-old husband, Carey Hart.
In case you’re new to the scene, I’ve been worried that Mariah might be my celebrity pregnancy partner. What? This isn’t the kind of thing once concerns themselves with while pregnant?
But hey! Listen, I’ve since remembered that Alanis Morissette (do you know how hard it is to spell Morissette correctly? Like Massachusett’s but trickier!) is also six months along. I’ll take Pink and Alanis over Mariah and even Jessica Simpson (who still hasn’t confirmed or denied her rumored pregnancy) any day of the week.
Both Pink and Alanis are bad ass chicks and I’m interested to see how they’ll raise their children because watching Suri Cruise grow up could not be more off putting at this point.
Not a whole lot of details about Pink’s pregnancy. She and her husband split a couple years back… enough time for her to write a killer pop song or two about the whole thing and now they’re back together. And if her Twitter account is any indication, Pink is already knee deep in pregnancy cravings like “an ice cream sundae for desert. with melted peanut butter and melted marshmallows and reeses pieces on top.”
Welcome to the club, Pink.
Now if only she’ll gain fifty or sixty pounds over the next six months so I can feel better about myself. Although I guess I still have Mariah for that.