Top 10 Worst (and Best) Pregnant Mom Confessions

We get so much information, advice and support online when we’re pregnant – one of the best (and worst) ways to feel better is by reading other moms’ pregnancy confessions. Some of them are hilarious, while others are downright disturbing.

Here’s mine: In the first trimester I once went 10 days without showering because I was too sick to stand in the shower or even care. Ick!

I’ve gathered the top ten best and worst pregnant mom confessions from around the web. See if you can relate to any of these (with some of them I sincerely hope the answer is “NO”.) and share with us some of your confessions! Comment anonymously if it helps you get it out – we want to hear it all!

Which of these confessions sound like you?

  • Fried Shrimp… 1 of 10
    Fried Shrimp...
    "I take a steaming hot bath about five times a week."
  • Chocoholic… 2 of 10
    "I ate a whole bag of m&m's in one sitting, and it was the family size bag."
  • And I Turned Out Ok… 3 of 10
    And I Turned Out Ok...
    "I don't remember the last time I took my prenatal vitamins."
  • Crazytown… 4 of 10
    "I was so upset about my weight gain one day.. I got in the shower with all my clothes on because I didn't want to have to see my chubbiness."
  • Gas Mask Needed… 5 of 10
    Gas Mask Needed...
    "I fart constantly and usually blame my son. They are the loudest stinkiest toots I've ever experienced!"
  • Because children in Africa are starving… 6 of 10
    Because children in Africa are starving...
    "I drop food in my shirt/ bra and I fish it out and eat it." 
  • Secretly… 7 of 10
    "I'm pregnant with my second child and worry that I won't love this baby as much as my first."
  • The Lies We Weave… 8 of 10
    The Lies We Weave...
    "I tell my fiance that sex hurts just so he'll leave me alone. It really doesn't hurt, but it annoys me."
  • Selfishness Is The New Black… 9 of 10
    Selfishness Is The New Black...
    "I didn't quit smoking until I was almost in my third trimester and I told my doc I quit way earlier."
  • Queen Of Denial… 10 of 10
    Queen Of Denial...
    "I have never once been to the doctor with this pregnancy."

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