Why I Need Sister Wives

I have to admit, the thought alone of one man, especially this guy Kody Brown having several wives has always creeped me out. Something about having to share my husband just doesn’t sit right with me.

I watched bits and pieces of the show last season, and I kind of wondered repeatedly what all these women saw in this one guy. If you ask me he reminds me of the cavemen from those car insurance commercials.  Anyway…

I started to think about it as we were expecting our third child. You know, we all have those weeks where the dishes pile up because of a sick toddler, or the laundry just doesn’t get done because the combination of the big belly and basement stairs just isn’t enough of a risk for the day… Well heading into the third trimester I am having my fair share of these days.

You know what I need?   I need some sister wives… Someone to watch the kids while I haul the loads of never ending laundry to the basement, or heck… just do it for me.  Or another one to help me for 15 minutes while I sneak away to take a shower, or just pee in peace without a three year old banging on the door. Mommmy!  Mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmy  What are ya doin?   Can I come in?  Mommmmmmmy I want to take a shower with you!  Mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy open the door!  BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

I think if the whole creepiness of relationships with several women wasn’t the focus of actually having sister wives around… you could sign me right up!

But in the mean time, I am just going to tune into the show tonight… I gotta start placing bets on which one is going to get pregnant next, I mean it is only a matter of time…

Maybe I will just DVR it because I don’t know if I could give up my Sunday night Desperate Housewives for this clan.

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Article Posted 6 years Ago

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