8 of the Most Creative and Funniest Pick-Up Lines

There’s a rumor swirling in La La Land that Robin Thicke – R&B singer and son of Allen Thicke – hit on a young lady. It happened at a nightclub in NYC after the MTV Video Music Awards. The 20-year-old woman claims that the “Blurred Lines” singer dropped this pick-up line:

“I just love the fact that you’re so young.”

Aside from this being the worst and creepiest pick-up line ever, Robin is married to actress Paula Patton. He needs to keep it in his pants no matter how many women he attracts. Unfortunately, this happens often. Even when men are in relationships, they hit on women. This occurs even more so in Hollywood because celebrities have access, fame and money. And so, when a male star winks and says, “You must be tired cause you’ve been running through my mind all day,” and women flock.

But, are all pick-up lines bad? If they come from a married man, yes. They aren’t so terrible, however, when men are available, and if he uses a pick-up line to make her laugh or break the ice. Here are eight of the most creative and funniest pick-up lines that have made women laugh. Some have even worked.

  • Hilarious Pick-Up Lines 1 of 9
    8 of the Most Creative and Funniest Pick-Up Lines

    Have you ever heard any of these pick-up lines? Check out the slideshow! 

  • As Sweet as Cake 2 of 9
    Cake Icing

    "Your lips must be made of icing 'cause you look so sweet." Yes. This is real! A man said this to me while I walked down NYC streets. He spoke to me in Spanish but this is the English translation. Did it work? No. Did it make me smile? Definitely. Photo Credit: Flickr/SassyRadish.

  • A Nod Was Enough 3 of 9
    Dogs Nod

    "He just looked at me and nodded his head for me to come over," said Gladys Diaz of her husband and how he picked her up. How did she respond to his confident yet subtle gesture of like? "I shook mine and made the same gesture. He walked over and the rest is history!" They've been married for 14 years. Photo Credit: Flickr/DaveyP.

  • You’re Like a Hanger 4 of 9

    One woman was compared to a hanger. How so? A man said, "That hanger is working wonders for that dress." Who was the hanger? Well, her. Shocking and even offensive, but creative nonetheless. Photo Credit:  Flickr/AndrewMorrell.

  • My Booger 5 of 9
    Picking Nose Booger

    "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!" When a friend on Facebook told me about this, I burst into laughter. Why did this man think this would work? It didn't, but it sure is hilarious. Photo Credit: Flickr/76998824@N06.

  • A Little Windex 6 of 9

    "Do you have Windex in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them." Who knew cleaning appliances could be so crude and sexual? Men really do say the darndest things when trying to get with a lady. Photo Credit: Flickr/TrekkyAndy.

  • Lifted My Heart 7 of 9
    Lift My Heart

    "You dropped something." The woman turns around and doesn't see anything. "My heart just picked itself up when you walked back." This man must be a poet. Photo Credit: Flickr/Snaps_At_AquaStuff.

  • A Team of Hotties 8 of 9
    Girls Team

    What does a man do when he sees a group of great looking women? He hits on all of them. "My friends and I were walking through the Lower East Side," says Larissa, a writer from NYC. "And a guy looks at us and says, 'The whole team can bat!'" Go team?! Photo Credit: Flickr/RocketBoom.

  • Give You All My Money 9 of 9
    Give You Money

    In this economy, a man must really want to impress a woman to offer him all his money, including food stamps. "Food is expensive," he said. "I have access to food stamps!" Be still my heart. Photo Credit: Flickr/76657755@N04. 

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