11 Really Funny T-Rex Shirts for Toddlers

It’s no secret that I hate dinosaurs.

I mean, if we’re being accurate, it’s that I am TERRIFIED of dinosaurs and I think we can all thank my Uncle Kevin for that. When I was 9-years-old, he took me to see Jurassic Park and we sat in the second row. The first time the T-Rex roared, I was a goner. Done. Finished. Dinosaurs were forever on my sh*t list, to put it mildly.

My friends have had great fun with this for years – buying blow-up dinosaurs to greet me at their front doors, buying Harry dino onesies and pajamas and books. My husband let it slip to our toddler that Momma was afraid of dinosaurs and ever since then, Harry asks if we can read his “scary dinosaur book” and then laughs hysterically. Because even a 3.5-year-old understands how ridiculous the fear is because dinosaurs are extinct.


Needless to say, I get incredible joy over the new trend of mocking dinosaurs. Yesterday on Zulily, there was an entire slew of shirts for toddlers dedicated to mocking dinosaurs. Yep, I think I will need a few of these:

  • 11 Really Funny T Rex Shirts for Toddlers 1 of 12
  • Good luck shaking that vending machine 2 of 12
    We've all been there, but I think T-Rex has it worse.
  • Flossy, flossy 3 of 12
    On the plus side, poor hygiene means the teeth fall out & T Rex can't eat me, right?
  • He figured out the secret to life 4 of 12
    CRAP. Wait, that's pretty impressive for such a tiny brain.
  • No more fitness for T Rex 5 of 12
    This is just funny. So, so funny.
  • Chomp! 6 of 12
    Oh, I'm sorry. Was that your butt?
  • Basically my worst nightmare 7 of 12
    This is why I hate dinosaurs.
  • You can’t do it, anyway. 8 of 12
    Just stickin' it to you, T Rex. It's what you get for scaring the crap out of me in Jurassic Park.
  • Simple motivation 9 of 12
    I need this one while training for the triathlon. Sometimes we just need to be sure we're not going to be dinner.
  • Crazy little thing called love 10 of 12
    I've seen this in picture prints, too. Cute for a wee tot!
  • Cliche 11 of 12
    Sure, the "Keep Calm" meme is about to wear out it's welcome. But toddlers grow fast, so you can probably slide into the trend now & be grown out of it by the end.
  • Hopefully not me. 12 of 12
    ::runs away fast::

All shirts by Crazy Dog, found on Zulily for $8.99 each.

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