If Looks Could Kill: Evil Baby Glare-Off 2012 (PHOTOS)

Evil Baby Glare-Off
Pure evil vs. Evil personified

There’s no question some babies are just born with more devil than angel in them.

Ilana Wiles of the blog Mommy Shorts is well aware of that. Which is why she recently held the second annual tournament to determine which baby is the most (hilariously) evil of them all: The Evil Baby Glare-Off contest.

Think your children are evil? Chances are they’re a bowl of sugar and spice compared to these tiny Lucifers.

See for yourself (if you dare):

  • The Evil Field 1 of 10
    The Evil Field
    It was a pure evil field, with 32 kids (ages 0-5) selected among 300 to face off in the first round.
    Mommy Shorts' resident evil genius, Ilana Wiles, created a bracket so the evil babies could face off, tournament-style.
    Take a look at the stiff, evil competition and what the voters had to say about which babies was the evilest:
  • Angeline vs. Brady 2 of 10
    Angeline vs. Brady
    An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
    - Budha
  • Luxley vs. Lyla 3 of 10
    Luxley vs. Lyla
    The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones.
    - William Shakespeare
  • Kadence vs. Daxdan 4 of 10
    Kadence vs. Daxdan
    May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
    - George Carlin
  • Neil vs. Coralie 5 of 10
    Neil vs. Coralie
    The wave of evil washes all our institutions alike.
    - Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Ronnie vs. Jonny 6 of 10
    Ronnie vs. Jonny
    Active Evil is better than Passive Good.
    - William Blake
  • Eliza vs. Zoe 7 of 10
    Eliza vs. Zoe
    Although modesty is natural to man, it is not natural to children. Modesty only begins with the knowledge of evil.
    - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
  • Amber vs. Sidney 8 of 10
    Amber vs. Sidney
    Evil. Mistrust those who rejoice at it even more than those who do it.
    - Victor Hugo
  • Natalie vs. Liam 9 of 10
    Natalie vs. Liam
    If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself, if it be a lie, laugh at it.
    - Epictetus
  • And the winner is . . . 10 of 10
    And the winner is . . .
    Kadence, by a grimace.
    For the full Mommy Shorts' Evil Baby Glare-Off tournament, visit

All photos used with permission from Mommy Shorts

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