6 of the Creepiest Things Kids Have Said

Recently I’ve been a little concerned that my 15-month-old doesn’t really have any words worth noting. I’ve spoken with my doctor and she said it wasn’t worth concerning myself over yet since she’s still very communicative…contant babbling, pointing and definite comprehension. She can point to her eyes, nose, tummy, hair and some others and can identify at least 10 different animals along with a slew of other things she understands.

But despite all of these things, I can’t help but feel a little bit anxious for her to start talking…or at least I was feeling anxious until I read this post where the question was posed to Parents of Reddit: “What is  the creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you?”. After reading some of the responses, I’m pretty sure I can wait a little longer for Fern to start talking. Kids are creepy sometimes! …No matter how inadvertent it may be.

Here are a few of my favorites of the bunch, but there are a ton more over at the Parents of Reddit thread that you should totally check out!

  • Creepy things kids say… 1 of 7
    Kids Are Creepy

    Let's be real: kids are kinda creepy...intentional or otherwise. Let's just assume it's unintentional so we can all sleep at night.

  • Excuse Me? 2 of 7
    Kids Are Creepy

    I think I would have nightmares for a week if my kid ever said this to me!

  • What? 3 of 7
    Kids Are Creepy

    A truly creepy sentiment, though I'm sure this is one of those situations where it's the thought that counts...right?

  • Forever? 4 of 7
    Kids Are Creepy

    I'm pretty sure I would've just brought in a sleeping bag and camped myself out in Fern's room i she ever said this!

  • Tick Tock 5 of 7
    Kids Are Creepy

    This poor grandma! It's amazing how impeccably creepy children can be without meaning to be!

  • Get it out of here. 6 of 7
    Kids Are Creepy

    Uhhh...I really hope Fern doesn't want to bury any of her future siblings.

  • Don’t Turn Around 7 of 7
    Kids Are Creepy

    This is some serious Sixth Sense business right here. Gives me the chills just thinking about it!

{Read more creepy things kid’s say over at Parents of Reddit}

Have any of your toddlers said anything creepy before? If so, what was it?


Lauren Hartmann is the founder of The Little Things We Do, a blog about life and adventures in Portland Oregon. Follow her on TwitterFacebookPinterest and Instagram or catch up on all of her posts here on Babble.

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